CryptoSpecs

Okay, so I woke up this morning with a great idea® Cryptospecs! Everyone's worried about encrypting data, and there are solutions for data that exists on filesystems, web pages, over networks... but what happens when that data is displayed on a users screen? EXACTLY! It's UNSECURE! Now, don't get all huffy and start talking about privacy screens that don't allow shoulder surfing etc - that's all Poppycock. What corporate america needs to invest in is CryptoSpecs! Don't be fooled, I know they look like the lame 3d glasses you get at the movies. These use specialized encryption algorithms that syncronize between the horizontal refresh rate of your SVGA monitor (or LCD screen) and the CryptoSpec security key, using 127, or 128 bits. whatever it takes...) So, dig deep into your pockets, your data's safety depends on CryptoSpecs!